The Complete Deaths is an evening in the theatre which works really hard to have something for everyone in the audience, and mostly succeeds. Adapted by writer/performer Tim Crouch and developed into a full blown assault on our senses by physical comedy ensemble Spymonkey, all 75 onstage deaths from the complete works of Shakespeare are performed in a wide variety of theatrical styles; some gone in a blink of an eye (the C list of little known nobles and hapless 'wrong place, wrong time' minor characters) and others, the blockbusters, given more time but not necessarily more gravitas. A giant sausage-making machine dispatches Titus Andronicus' family and foes alike while Cleopatra and the Asps perform a number worthy of Vegas. Surtitles help us identify play and character and an electronic onstage counter keeps track, the tension mounting as we approach zero. Who will get the number 1 spot? No spoilers, but not all of the deceased are human.
The stage set (designer Lucy Bradridge) looks like the cellar of a giant serial killer, lined with plastic and bright fluorescent lighting, giving a big clue for what is to come. Shakespeare's onstage deaths are vivid and vicious and occasionally playfully inventive verging on the silly and Spymonkey do their best to reflect this.
Toby (Toby Park) argues for a serious exploration of meaning, an opportunity to use the excellence of the bard to view the wrongs of modern society through the lens of tragedy and comedy; Petra (Petra Massey) sees an opportunity to have her big moment as an actress – we can do Ophelia, right? Aitor (Aitor Basauri) wants to be taken seriously as a great Shakespearean actor and gets help from a Terry Gilliam-style Sir Shakespeare (a giant projection by Sam Bailey). Stephan (Stephan Kreiss) wants to shag Petra, flash the audience, and achieve a theatrical first; two onstage deaths simultaneously. Such lack of coherence has to lead to disaster (it's Shakespeare folks) so although initially Toby's ambition holds sway -'art shouldn't be about pleasure'- gradually his pomposity is pricked by the other three characters' driving need to be funny at all costs. All four performers are accomplished clowns, not in the falling apart car bucket of custard sense, but with great physical prowess and comic timing. The company is nearly twenty years old; they have an impressive track record of anarchy and absurdity as entertainment.
It isn't all slapstick humour; parts are creepy and sinister and Hamlet's demise is genuinely affecting. A passing knowledge of some Shakespeare on the page and in performance helps to get some of the gags and the mickey take of various theatrical styles; stuffy formal acting, bad interpretive dance, inappropriate use of onstage cameras and shadow puppetry. If onstage nudity makes you anxious, it is brief and funny so don't let that put you off going.
It doesn't always work, partly because there are so many ideas and themes jostling for position and partly because you can see some of the jokes driving down a much driven highway from a long way away. However like all good theatre it does leave you thinking. Death is after all the only certainty. How you get there and the footprints you leave do matter, however few lines of dialogue you are given along the way.