April 4, 2007
It isn't widely known, but Jane Austen was actually an American. The confusion over her nationality arose when an early biographer missed the "New" off "New England" when noting the place of her birth. There's also a popular misconception that Austen led a life circumscribed by the rigid social mores of her time. In fact, as "Becoming Jane" depicts, she was just as likely to attend a bare-fist fight as to be picking at her needlework. The truth is that, like most Americans, she was an outdoor type and, had it not been for the constraints of the time, she could have been a professional baseball player. As it was, she was forced to spend all her time indoors and had nothing else to do but write. In her frustration and genuis, she would bang on the piano in the morning and wake up everyone in the house.
Into this misery rides Tom LeFroy, an Irish American hero, who explains to Jane that writing is really just about reproduction. Like all modern women, Jane takes this all in her stride, along with the puerile innuendo. He's an ideal husband to be. He's not a stupid clergyman like the one that Cassandra (Jane's sister) was going to marry and who died doing something missionary. He's not English like Jane's brother Henry, who wants to go abroad and kill people. But is he a cad? Just as she is eloping with Tom, Jane finds a letter in his pocket from a girl. A girl!!. But it turns out to be from one of Tom's seventeen sisters, all of whom he is supporting. The sleazeball was planning to run off with Jane, thus losing his inheritance which his family was relying on. It must be the Irish in him. Our heroine shows no such weakness - she tells him to naff off and marry a red-headed Irish girl, and then goes back home to live the life of a maiden aunt. This can't be right, though. As anyone who saw the US ending to the 2005 Pride and Prejudice will know, we must have a happy, successful ending with knobs on. So Jane puts the whole thing into a book, gets the film rights and has the pick of half the directors in Hollywood. They, in their turn, use her to the full and the rest, as they say, is most definitely not history.
Into this misery rides Tom LeFroy, an Irish American hero, who explains to Jane that writing is really just about reproduction. Like all modern women, Jane takes this all in her stride, along with the puerile innuendo. He's an ideal husband to be. He's not a stupid clergyman like the one that Cassandra (Jane's sister) was going to marry and who died doing something missionary. He's not English like Jane's brother Henry, who wants to go abroad and kill people. But is he a cad? Just as she is eloping with Tom, Jane finds a letter in his pocket from a girl. A girl!!. But it turns out to be from one of Tom's seventeen sisters, all of whom he is supporting. The sleazeball was planning to run off with Jane, thus losing his inheritance which his family was relying on. It must be the Irish in him. Our heroine shows no such weakness - she tells him to naff off and marry a red-headed Irish girl, and then goes back home to live the life of a maiden aunt. This can't be right, though. As anyone who saw the US ending to the 2005 Pride and Prejudice will know, we must have a happy, successful ending with knobs on. So Jane puts the whole thing into a book, gets the film rights and has the pick of half the directors in Hollywood. They, in their turn, use her to the full and the rest, as they say, is most definitely not history.