Looks ravishing, but it quickly becomes apparent that production values are no substitute for a great script. This one is weak and rather dull - I'm afraid they put every single funny line into the trailer, there is no more to it than that. Otherwise the story is full of inconsistencies and hints that go nowhere, and not even the wonderful Johnny Depp or the wonderful Michelle Pfeiffer can save this movie from being a huge, over-hyped disappointment.