June 24, 2008
Since returning from the tropics
To this dim benighted shore
With its surfeit of dull topics
From socialites who bore,
My smile became seraphic
When I found upon the floor
The body sprawled (be graphic!)
Of my murdered visitor.
So then in a sort of panic,
Caught the seven thirty-four
To where the Rudyards still are Kipling
And the Haggards ride the moor.
To this dim benighted shore
With its surfeit of dull topics
From socialites who bore,
My smile became seraphic
When I found upon the floor
The body sprawled (be graphic!)
Of my murdered visitor.
So then in a sort of panic,
Caught the seven thirty-four
To where the Rudyards still are Kipling
And the Haggards ride the moor.