Anna Karenina had a nice family

But she was bored and when Vronsky came by

She fell for him and he left his betrothed

And they both got obsessed with their dopamine high.

Husband not happy, and son quite ignored, she

Couldn't stop seeing her man, or resist

But then she got pregnant and so asked her husband

To help her and she would now cease and desist

She had her sweet baby but nearly expired so

Her lover was fearful and tried to die first

But Anna saw now she could not bear to leave him

And both left together for better or worst

This didn't work out and she ended up sadly

A lonely and jealous young woman who said

Her lover was leaving her now for another

And she couldn't bear he was not in her bed

So then in despair she went down to the station

Although she was hoping he'd come home again

She felt she had lost everything she loved ever

And so she jumped down right in front of a train.

And his heart was broken so then feeling sadness

He went back to war to seek death as relief

His world had collapsed and his lover was dead so

He'd nothing to lose except terminal grief

Ew- no kissing, please!

But then, adventure! And now-

I don't mind so much.

Hitchcock was unique- his style, a well-known thing

He made sure he was famous, for all that he could bring

But one night he decided, to go a different way

He started work on 'Psycho', despite what they would say

He couldn't get the funding, as Paramount refused

Considering his status, he felt a bit abused

So the plump man and his wife came up with the money

They re-mortgaged the house, which isn't at all funny

And through months of hard work and new ideas

They plowed through their hardships- demolished their fears

To bring the world a tidy suit, a very stunning dress...

But most of all, importantly, an absolute SUCCESS!

I love Paris in the winter of my life.

But as the music falls silent

And the curtain descends on a life spent together,

The body fails and strength falters.

An early exit beckons.

Hasten me there, my love.

Is this love? Is this just life?

Let Cupid be the judge.

He walked in with a load of meat on his back.

Key lime pie.

That’s what he ordered.

He liked the sound of that,

Before he shot the sheriff.

His girlfriend came from a family home

Where the devil roamed

And canned laughter rang at every threat.

He killed daddy

And the Indian chief

But he married her

On the bridge

Nobody’s killed on their wedding day.

Nothing’s shocking.

Scarface and the Wild Bunch on TV

Don’t they make films about love anymore?

They get on the news

They get arrested

They spark a riot

They were made for each other

Naturally born bad

Let’s make a little music, Colorado.

The singer croons,

Drugs and poison.

Scarlett she coveted other girls' beaux,

Couldn't see what was under her nose,

By the time she worked out she wanted her man,

He'd decided that frankly he didn't give a damm!

The end.

Shall I compare it to a summer's day

Allowing my heart and mind to run free?

Hardly: for it was a night in February

Yet you gave me complete felicity.

Twas you who were smitten in the eye

Yet I was so deeply smitten;

That tiny speck made an infinitely

Happier place of Milford Station.

No brief candle; rather an eternal flame,

But the flame will be hid from our eyes;

Some things cannot stay the same:

With the swallow I will take to the skies.

I will still have the summer you gave me.

Another will care for you, you'll see.

George reckoned no-one wanted Talkies

But that cost him his job and his door keys.

Then the gal with the spot

Helped him out quite a lot -

That's good then! So who's up for Walkies?

There was a young Yankee named Carrie

Who an Englishman wanted to marry

Then somebody died

And everyone cried

Is it raining, cos I hadn't noticed?

A young man named Jerry Maguire

Was the one she did truly admire

He had her at hello

And became her new beau

To complete her was his one true desire

Our transcendent love

Alive in notebook pages

Lives beyond us both

A pretty woman stands on the corner

Waiting for Richard Gere to adore her

He thinks she’s a looker

And shouldn’t be a hooker

So he buys lots of bling to adorn her

Can Harry ever just be my mate?

Sally wondered if this was her fate

So she faked the big O

Then they gave it a go

And it shows you that true love will wait

The Chinaman is not the issue here,

She kidnapped herself, that much is clear.

Her life is in our hands, so we are to blame!

(Smokey, you are entering a world of pain).

Can my Johnson avoid a nihilist attack?

Seriously, all I want is my rug back!

All these artists, porn kings and missing brides,

Take comfort in the fact that the Dude abides.

Love

Infinite collision

between two souls

Death

Collision of a soul

with infinity

L'amore

collisione infinita

tra due anime

La morte

collisione di un'anima

con l'infinito

One pair of black gloves,

Two lovers meet,

A fortunate accident,

A little Devil lends a hand,

They are lost but not forgotten.

Years pass, a wedding planned,

Is this the one?

The Universe sends out signs,

Follow your heart,

The glove floats down in the snow.

Reunited as Fate meant them to be.

A tough guy from England with blue eyes

Shoots his way through the bad guys

But when his job's done

The meanies have gone

He'll pick up a woman that looks nice.

The cold betrayal of men could not ruin Fantine

Yet it was because of them she lay cold and slain

The blindness of one man did not pierce Eponine

As much as the bullet taken for a kiss in the rain.

Marius, always an impulsive and bright young thing

To the barricades of freedom was well and truly sworn

That very strength of feeling cursed him to the sting

Of love, blessed him to be without his Cosette forlorn.

For no mortal mistress ever wept the marble cheek

Of Enjolras, lover to none other but his homeland

Barricade taken, dreams broken, did Graintaire seek

To die, hand fast in his leader’s – his Apollo’s hand.

The flame and the sword, the thunderbolt from above

Are not mightier than justice, mercy, least of all love.

Two lone souls on a steamer gigantic

Were entwined in a passion romantic

But their love could not keep

As he slipped to the deep

With her heart in the ocean Atlantic

On crowded street two

Americans adrift share

A private whisper

Two teens summer lovin,

But then all went wrong.

First love on the beach,

That ended in song.

Danny the greaser,

He stumbled with words.

Pearls, hairbands and cardies

Jarred with the TBird.

Sandy the princess,

All pastel and prim.

His wandering paws

Made her feel quite grim.

Her leathered and permed,

Him dressed like a bore,

By graduation funfair

Love blossomed once more.

It melts your heart and soul,

Makes you want it all,

And even ask for more.

You will have a single goal:

To have some just of your own.

Will have a new parole,

Not sharing it anymore:

Cold or

Hot

Or in a

Cake

Obedient

Lust

And

Taste...

Sinfully delicious.

cor blimey your dressed up Del, where you going,

ah well now rodders, i'm gonna do a bit of sewing,

see you later then, i got my self a date,

the lady at the agency said go to the station and wait,

waiting and waiting, ive been stood up,

with a bunch of flowers, i look a real yup,

typical, i'm the plonker thinking she will turn up,

who'd want me with a three wheeled van and a tottenham cup,

del, del i hear a shout,

hi i'm raquel, i'm your date,

luverly jubley, i'll take you to tea,

a very special place for you and me,

stick with me, we make a great pair,

cos this time next year, i'll be a millionare

A placid young fellow named Bilbo,

was comfortable under the hill. So,

when dwarves came a-calling,

twas after much stalling,

that he finally said "Yes I will go!"

I board you boat, to new your "wardrobe of wood",

You treated me like a fool,"because you could",

You changed your mind, after a midnight swim,

As the doctors said "you know him"

Home to the house, kids and all,

Who everyday act the fool,

Days go by, it's where I belong,

Kids are happy, you are too, we seem to get along,

One day a man says hi to me, I look at him and think,

I know that face, he's from that boat, "he left me there to sink"

He took me back, to the boat so pure, the kids chased the car to stop,

He laughed I cried, I'm gonna miss that lot,

Back on the boat, all la de la, not a single laugh was heard,

He told me I needed tablets, silly old nerd,

But then one day a boat chased us, I jumped into the sea,

It was Dean, yes Dean, he came to rescue me,

We kissed and smiled, we smiled and kissed, Dean's the man for me,

Back to home, where there's joy and laughter with Dean, the kids and me.

A girl called Holly Golightly

A bit mad but only slightly

Loves diamonds pearls being rich

Penniless boys she always will ditch

A sweet boy falls in love with Holly

Befriends her pines much to his folly

Many adventures happen with cat in tow

Always partying flying high on the go

Finally Holly falls for her sweet boy

Love blossoms heart full of joy

True love as always does prevail

Into the Sunset Holly boy and cat do sail

Some don't like her set of morality.

But they are there: original, tit for tat!

Like herself: eccentric, peculiar, different is the word.

She distinguished herself from the rest of the world.

Just by being herself!

Wedding bliss to a single Miss does not start out so well.

The honour of Maid and girls in tow

Can’t help but find mischief wherever they go.

Drinking and Vegas and a big falling out

Leads to Miss Maid being kicked and tossed out

After crashing a party and a dear heart to heart

A near miss arrest leads to her restart

Our Maid and her Officer re-join in the mess

Where all is now well for the girl in the dress.

Moral to my story to find your happy way

Is simply “Hold On”

Hold On for one more day.