How to choose, let me see... I could try a flute of champagne in the Holywell Music Room Or reserve Sunday lunch at The Old Bookbinders and order roast pork with crackling - and a crackling ...

Winner: A RE-WRITTEN SCENE FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST The Beast says to Belle: “Hey! Girl! Let us get groovy Come to your room and look under the duvet I’ve ...

Oi! You, with the cute faceStop looking at me like thatI'm not interestedIt's no good trying to tempt meWith a ticket to a sausage hutSlut!I’m just not into all this…Soppy stuffNobody ever showed ...